OUTRAGE: Americans Think They Just Invented Sausage Rolls

Wtf is this?

OUTRAGE: Americans Think They Just Invented Sausage Rolls

Image: Trader Joe's

Prepare to be outraged; American grocery chain, Trader Joe’s, has advertised their new ‘genius’ creation… a sausage roll.

With origins dating back to classical eras across Europe, and Britain eventually perfecting the cuisine with the edition of pork filling, sausage rolls are a bloody classic.

Now, however, America’s Trader Joe’s is selling what is essentially the same product and calling them ‘Puff Dogs’.

"Hot dogs are, of course, typically served on bun. Trader Joe's Puff Dogs takes this classic dog-meets-dough pairing to the next level: each uncured, all-beef dog is instead swaddled in a perfectly flaky-when-cooked-pastry.

"We don't mean to hot dog here, but this marriage of beefy and buttery is pretty genius."

GENIUS?

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Understandably, folks are fuming. 

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This guy seems to make the most sense to us, tbh - 

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Ps - Things we never thought about: Americans weren’t eating sausage rolls at kids parties, after Saturday sport, late night after the club, or literally any other time up until now.

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